Timber Sue

My story

🚨WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access 🚨 Introducing Timber – 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm. This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life: Peanut butter You (but mostly peanut butter) Timber’s the total package: 💪 Beefy head? Check. 💤 Chill vibes? Check. 🚽 Only barks when it’s important (like potty time or snack o’clock)? Double check. 🏠 Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy. Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timber’s your girl. Single guy? She’ll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman. Single gal? She’s already got her leash—let’s hit the trail. Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timber’s been manifesting you since 2023. BUT: 🐶 No other dogs, please. Timber doesn’t share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen. 👶 She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that she’s basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love. So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you. Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Timber Sue, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.