Scotland

My story

Ah yes, introducing Scotland — the pint-sized prince of the UK Litter, tipping the scales at a whopping 3.5 pounds (basically the weight of a slightly ambitious sandwich). Don’t let his size fool you though — what he lacks in mass, he makes up for in melodrama and leaf-related enthusiasm. He may have started out as the tiniest lad in the bunch, but he's been bulking up slowly… probably thanks to a rigorous diet of kibble, cuddles, and fierce battles with fallen twigs. And those markings? Absolutely stunning. Think runway-ready meets woodland explorer — if the runway were your backyard and the fashion statement was “mud-chic.” He’s the kind of guy who loves being held, but will also ditch you in 0.2 seconds if there’s a crunchy leaf within range. Scotland is a 6-week-old, 3.5lb male Mini Aussie mix and currently weighs about the same as a Chipotle burrito—just with more fluff and fewer regrets. His mom, Elizabeth, came to us very pregnant, and no, we don’t know who the dad is. He didn’t leave a forwarding address or a pup support check, so we’re all just guessing here. Mama Elizabeth weighs around 30lbs, so logic says these little UK nuggets should land somewhere in that ballpark. Then again, puppies love nothing more than making fools of us, so who knows? We don’t expect Scotland to turn into a Great Dane overnight, but if your life will unravel because your future dog creeps past the weight of, say, a carry-on suitcase or a small bag of garden mulch—this might not be your guy. Basically, we think he’ll be compact, portable, and perfect—but just in case he surprises us and you are someone who needs a notarized guarantee of adult weight, you’re going to have to take that up with the mystery dad, who is presumably off somewhere living his best anonymous life. Scotland may be small, but he’s not short on opinions — especially when it comes to playing with his littermates. He hasn’t had any face-to-face meetings with the big dogs yet (unless you count dramatic stares through a fence), but he’s definitely curious. Curious in the “let me puff up all 3.5 pounds of myself and act like I could totally take them” kind of way. As for kids — he hasn’t officially met any, but he absolutely thrives on attention. If you’ve got hands, Scotland assumes they are there to pet him. If you’ve got arms, they better be available for carrying him. If your toddler has boundary issues, well… prepare for the world’s tiniest drama prince to file an official complaint. New people? Scotland’s cool with them — the more fans, the better. He greets strangers like they’re long-lost members of his fan club. Just be warned: once you pick him up, you might not be allowed to put him down again. Cats? Small critters? Scotland hasn’t encountered any, so their lives remain blessedly uneventful—for now. But based on his obsession with fluttering leaves and rogue grasshoppers, we suspect he’d approach new creatures with a curious sniff, a clumsy pounce, and probably some choice vocals as to why they won't play with him. Scotland may weigh less than your average housecat, but don’t let that fool you—this boy is operating at full power. His energy level is a perfect 10 out of 10 when he’s on the move, which is roughly anytime he spots a leaf, a sibling, or the ghost of a snack that may have once existed. He’s an actual blur when he’s outside, darting around like he’s training for a puppy triathlon. But just when you think he might actually vibrate into another dimension, he crashes—hard. He’s equally committed to his naps, curling up into a warm, snuggly puddle of fluff that’s completely useless for anything except melting your heart. As for personality? Scotland is a professional cuddler with a minor in drama and a major in attention-seeking behavior. He’s bouncy, affectionate, sweet as syrup, and fully convinced the world exists to admire him—and honestly, he’s not wrong. He wants to be in your lap, in your business, and in your heart, usually all at the same time. His hobbies include intense stick collecting, leaf chasing, wrestling his siblings, and acting personally offended when his food bowl isn’t filled on demand. Terrace time is basically his version of Coachella—sun, open space, and something crunchy to roll in. And then there’s food time, which is nothing short of a sacred event. You’d think we were dishing out gourmet cuisine the way he reacts, but no—it’s just kibble. Scotland doesn’t care. He’s living his best life, and he’s ready to upgrade to yours. Let’s get one thing out of the way: Scotland is not potty trained. Shocking, I know—for a 6-week-old puppy who still thinks leaves are sentient and his own tail is a worthy adversary. So if you’re expecting a tiny housebroken gentleman who politely taps the door when nature calls, keep walking. He’s still in the “pee where you stand and carry on with your day” phase of life. He’s also never seen the inside of a crate—unless you count the whelping box, which he currently treats as both a luxury suite and wrestling arena. So if you’re one of those people who expects a brand-new puppy to quietly nap in a kennel like a trained monk… we have some disappointing news. That’s not him. At least not yet. Chewing? Oh, it's pretty mild right now—mostly innocent gnawing on toys, siblings, and whatever unfortunate item is within reach. But don’t get too comfortable. That mischievous glint in his eye says he’s just biding his time before discovering the magic of shoelaces and power cords. So maybe don’t leave your AirPods or $200 throw pillows within chomp range. Barking-wise, Scotland isn’t trying to be the neighborhood watch just yet. His sibling Cambridge has taken on the “Official Spokesdog” role when it comes to alert barking at the big dogs, while Scotland sticks to casual puppy woofs during playtime. So far, he’s less of a barker and more of a leaf-chaser-slash-cuddle-gremlin. Scotland probably isn’t the right match if you’re looking for a low-maintenance puppy or one that arrives pre-programmed like a Roomba. He’s not going to let himself out, fold laundry, or refrain from exploring every corner of your home like it’s a National Geographic special. But if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laugh through the mess, and raise an absolutely delightful little weirdo—Scotland might just be your guy. If you’re ready to welcome 3.5 pounds of drama, fluff, and leaf-chasing excellence into your life, Scotland is accepting applications for the role of “forever human.” Submit an adoption app at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app so we can pass your résumé along to his foster family—he’ll be reviewing candidates from his luxury whelping box in Oklahoma City, OK. Just a heads up: he can’t go home until around June 8th, but he’s more than happy to pencil you into his busy napping-and-stick-wrangling schedule until then. Must love naps, snacks, and being watched while you pee.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Scotland, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.