Hambone aka Hammy

My story

All of our dogs are spayed/neutered, shots current (DHPP, Bordetella and Rabies where applicable), dewormed, flea and tick treated, and microchipped.  * If you are interested in a dog, please first read the biography on the dog (keep scrolling down for the bio!) and then go to our website, www.dpsrescue.com for an application. Our adoption fees vary. Each biography will specifically list the adoption fee. This dog will be at Palo Alto Pet Food Express on Saturday, June 14th from 12-3pm or until adopted. If you would like the first opportunity to adopt, please fill out an application to be considered.   Adoption Fee: $500Hambone (aka Hammy) – Your Daily Dose of Ham, Hold the Mayo  Introducing Hambone, a 20lb Dachshund mix with the soul of a lounge singer, the face of a sad-eyed poet, and the name of a 1950s rockabilly backup dancer. He's 6–7 years old, and while his name might suggest bacon-fueled chaos, Hammy is actually the chillest little loaf you’ll ever meet. He’s got all the good parts of a ham: he’s tender, comforting, mildly dramatic, and will 100% try to win an Oscar for “Best Staring Deeply into Your Eyes Until You Pet Him Again.” He also responds well to pet wipes, silly sweaters, and unsolicited belly rubs. What more could you want? Daily Routine (a.k.a. The Ham Schedule) Hammy wakes up around 7am, gives a big stretch like he just got back from yoga retreat, and heads outside to inspect the very suspicious front yard. He doesn’t do his business in the backyard because—honestly—he’s got standards. After breakfast between 8–9am and another bathroom trip, he gears up for his most cherished daily adventure: The Walk (insert dramatic theme music). He'll tug you like a tiny sled dog for the first 10 minutes, then settle into an elegant trot fit for royalty. After that, it’s nap o’clock until the kids come home from school—at which point he resumes his role as Snuggle Consultant. Dinner's at 5:30pm, followed by more lounging, more love, and a few soulful whimpers if you leave the room without him. Personality: Honey-Baked Soul Hammy is sweet, calm, affectionate, and a little clingy in the most flattering way. He’s gone from independent gentleman to full-blown Velcro Ham in just a few days. He will follow you from room to room like your shadow—if your shadow had big brown eyes and a constant need for cuddles. He doesn’t love being carried (he has dignity, okay?), but he adores being pet and will gently boop you with his nose or place his head under your hand if you ever stop. How dare you. Tech Specs Housetrained-ish: He’s mostly on point, with the occasional whoopsie during emotional overload (food, excitement, existential dread). Crate-Friendly: He loves his crate—when not wearing the Cone of Shame. Noise Sensitive: Sudden sounds and paper bags are his sworn enemies. Walk Enthusiast: 3–4 short walks a day? Yes please. Forced uphill jogs next to a bicycle? That’s gonna be a “nope.” Medical Note (Don’t Panic) Hammy has a heart murmur. Yep. He’s had it forever, he’s fine, and it doesn’t slow him down one bit—as long as you’re not trying to turn him into a marathoner. Think “daily neighborhood strolls” over “Canine CrossFit.” Basically, Hammy is more heartthrob than athlete, and we love him for it. Ideal Home Hammy is looking for a home with adults or calm older kids who don’t throw Nerf balls or leave crinkly bags lying around. He needs someone who’s home often—he gets separation anxiety and might do a few sad howls when you leave. (Let’s be real, you’ll feel worse than he does.) He’s the perfect coworker for remote work—always nearby, never on mute, occasionally sleeping on the job. Favorite Things About Hammy Will remind you to pet him if you stop. Repeatedly. Will strut in ridiculous dog outfits like he’s walking the Met Gala carpet. Will nap beside you with the grace of a Victorian poet recovering from heartbreak. Will boop your leg with his nose just to say “Hey. I’m cute. Don’t forget.” Hammy doesn’t fetch. He doesn’t do tricks. He doesn’t need to. He’s just Hammy—your perfect little emotional support ham with legs. Adopt him and discover the joy of a dog who will never let you feel alone again… even if you’re just going to the bathroom.June 11, 2025, 3:29 am

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Hambone aka Hammy, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.