Grunkles

My story

Ever wish your weighted blanket had legs, a purring motor, and a secret identity as a midnight parkour enthusiast? Meet Grunkles. Part sentient marshmallow, part unlicensed therapist, and part 3am zoomie gremlin, Grunkles is here to revolutionize your understanding of comfort… and velocity. He’s not just a kitten — he’s an event. One moment you’re spooning a soft, chocolate-dusted tuxedo angel, the next he’s belly-up in the middle of the hallway like a tiny, furry landmine of adorableness. He thrives on tickles, snuggles, and the thrill of spontaneous sprints across hardwood floors. His purr? Industrial grade. His vibe? Chill chaos. His fur? A velvety dark roast that gleams like witchcraft under warm lighting. Grunkles believes in naps, light mischief, and the spiritual power of friendship (with other cats—preferably ones who also appreciate interpretive dance and dramatic reenactments of ghost battles). He’s got the heart of a poet and the paws of a linebacker. If you’re the kind of person who looks at a loafing kitten and thinks, “That’s my emotional support cryptid,” then congratulations — your tiny, vibrating soulmate has arrived. Apply now to enter into a cuddle-heavy alliance with Grunkles, the purring paradox of peace and pandemonium.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Grunkles, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.