Larry the Unseasoned Chicken

My story

Larry the Unseasoned ChickenMeet Larry the Unseasoned Chicken — a dog so bland, so boiled-potato-coded, so charmingly basic, he has become an icon. He’s what happens when you ask for “dog” with no toppings, no sauce, and just a dash of awkward energy.Larry is a lovable lump with soft fur, soulful eyes, and the general vibe of someone who wandered out of a casserole and into your heart. He’s sweet, a little shy at first, and may look like he’s buffering when you call his name — but he gets there eventually. He enjoys quiet strolls, awkward tail wags, and laying directly in the most inconvenient place possible.He’s great with other dogs, indifferent to cats, and probably thinks squirrels are government agents. He’s working on basic commands like “sit,” “don’t panic,” and “please stop looking like a haunted Victorian toddler in a nightgown.”Larry needs a home that:•Appreciates weird little guys with gentle hearts•Doesn’t mind if their dog looks like an uncooked Costco chicken from certain anglesAdopt Larry the Unseasoned Chicken today. Bland? Maybe. Boring? NEVER. He’s your new favorite flavor: loveably awkward with a pinch of chaos.Larry is available for adoption now! His adoption fee has been waived!

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Larry the Unseasoned Chicken, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.