Thigh Master & Flex Seal

My story

Do you have a strong desire to possess infomercial products? Boy oh boy do we have a limited time offer for you! Not one but TWO adorable kittens or the low price of $194.99!! Do you have work colleagues that go on and on and on about how much time they spend at the gym? Boy do I have the solution for you! My name is Thigh Master and I am a handsome and obnoxiously friendly male kitten who was born on March 24, 2025. You can tell all of your friends and coworkers that you spent HOURS last night with your Thigh Master and now they'll all be trying to catch up to you in their workouts! Need to escape a social commitment early? "Sorry guys, I got a date with my Thigh Master" can be your new catchphrase - hey, it's technically not lying! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! Similar to the real product, my name is Flex Seal and boy will I be stuck on you like this wildly adhesive tape! I am a beautiful gray tabby girl who was also born on March 24, 2025. My eyes might not quite go in the right direction, but you can just take that as I am so enamored with you that I literally can't see straight. I can tell you right now that if you bring us home you will never know another moment alone in your house. Our hobby is following our foster parents around all day long and begging for pets and attention. If we aren't slamming our faces into your hands asking for pets, you can find us napping away together on a cozy bed. We get along well with all other cats, kids, and adore the big dog in our foster home! These kittens are currently in a foster home. If you are interested in meeting them, please send a message here, or submit an application at https://airtable.com/apph147Ocb1OqwMU3/shrASIF0R2OtkjxWD Adoption fees are as follows: $155 for a single cat or kitten, $195 for a pair of cats or kittens. When adopting a cat from AHSEM the adoption includes spay or neuter surgery, age appropriate core vaccines, microchipping, combo tested (for FIV/FeLV), and basic wellness care including deworming and flea treatment.

If you have any questions or would like to adopt Thigh Master & Flex Seal, please reach out to the adoption group directly. PetSmart Charities does not facilitate the adoption process. Thank you.