Tiger Woods

My story

📊 Meet Tiger Woods – Financial Advisor, CFA (Certified Furry Analyst) 🐾 Currently accepting new clients in the Mansfield, OH area Tiger Woods came in as a stray on 8/26/25, and at about 2 years old, he’s ready to help you balance more than just your checkbook—he’s here to balance your heart. Professional Summary: Specializes in cuddle-backed securities and snuggle bonds Offers conservative investment strategies (he’s cautious at first, prefers low-risk environments) Known for quiet, steady returns: loyalty, companionship, and gratitude Core Competencies: 🛡️ Risk Management: May be considered a “flight risk” until he settles in, but once he trusts you, your bond is unshakable 💼 Client Relations: Prefers one-on-one meetings in a calm, loving home office (a.k.a. your couch) ❤️ Long-Term Growth: Guaranteed dividends in love, snuggles, and puppy eyes Tiger Woods is available for adoption at the Richland County Dog Shelter in Mansfield, OH. 📞 Phone: 419-774-5892 📩 Applications can be requested at dogs@richlandcountyoh.gov

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